To pee or not to pee
That is the question! Whether it is worth running the risk of contracting Swine Flu from a public toilet, or wiser to suffer the slings and burning arrows of an engorged bladder.
Not for the first time, I count myself blessed for having been born a man. I can get in and out of a public restroom unmolested, my greatest hazard being the handle on the door to exit. But my heart rends for women. Not to sound all Biblical, but in a Swine Flu obsessed world, it is the uncleanliness of women that will be the undoing of us all.
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June 1, 2009 at 2:23 pm
I say live life on the edge and Pee!
the uncleanliness of woman? You must mean the toilets not woman per say.
What I have done for years is , always clean the toilet seat before I use it. I even do this at work. The toilet seat covers I then place over the seat., But a quick wipe with my bleach handy type wipes are a great lifer saver for a person who has no penis.
Very funny thought to find woman responsible for the possible undoing of mankind.
Enjoyed your blog!
June 1, 2009 at 5:05 pm
Someone had to ask it…
Why the Shakespeare tag?
June 1, 2009 at 5:06 pm
Just ’cause of the title?
June 2, 2009 at 7:11 am
Yeh, that’s the only reason.